Alright you two-week-long-tedious pond scum event, let’s do this.
This is far from my favourite holiday, though I think my love for nearly ALL the holiday events died somewhere over the course of getting the achievement [What A Long Strange Trip It’s Been], which was to collect all the achievements for every event. For a pink dragon reward. I love my pink dwagon dearly, it has a theme tune as my guildies will cringingly attest to. But I lost my love for these events, this one is one of the ones I like least though it is far from the worst. If you are currently trying to complete the Meta Achievement to earn a Pink Dwagon all of your own, my commiserations to you brave, unfortunate soul. If not, Good News! You can avoid all of this entirely! I’m going to break it down for you either way, and by break it down I mean something that is closer to a rant wrestling with a rage after both have been drinking heavily. Lower your expectations, people. Nope, lower than that.